Seeking a considerate and spatially flexible roommate for a unique living situation. The apartment is structurally non-Euclidean, meaning standard architectural rules do not apply. The main staircase, for instance, appears to ascend but terminates at a level that is simultaneously below and above the entry point. The living room walls are composed of overlapping planes; you can observe the same corner from three different angles, none of which are physically adjacent. The kitchen is the most notable feature: it exists perpendicular to our three spatial dimensions, requiring careful navigation through a localized warp. Appliances, including the refrigerator and sink, appear to fold into existence from the adjacent time-axis. Ideal candidate must be comfortable with objects that occupy multiple points in space at once and understand that 'straight' is merely a suggestion. Utilities and rent are negotiable based on dimensional compatibility. Must provide proof of stable temporal existence.
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